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MAY 2004

> UNTITLED | mickey hess

I have known in my life two people who perpetually looked like they smelled a fart. One who looked like she smelled it and knew you did it, and one who looked like he was certain he smelled it, but had no idea where it could be coming from -- like "wait a minute, what if it's me?" Both these people wore vests quite frequently.

> BIOGRAPHY | about the author

Mickey Hess lives in Louisville, Kentucky, city of Colonel Sanders' grave and the KFC world headquarters. He wrote Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory.